(This is a comic strip without any visuals because I can’t really draw.)
Justin A – Holy Crap! What is that?
Justin B – It looks like a bunny.
Justin C – That’s no bunny. That’s a RABBIT!
Justin A – Shit! That thing must be 40 feet tall.
Justin C – OK, The thing to do with rabbits is to just freeze and hope he doesn’t see us
Justin A – He definitely sees us and I don’t like the look in his eyes
Justin B – You know when you it comes right down to it a rabbit really does look like a rat – with a fuzzy tail
Justin C – Sort of, but it’s still kind of cute in a terrifying man-eating kind of way
Justin A – Cute my ass. I don’t think this bunny’s going to be giving out any chocolate eggs.
Justin B – Did you piss your pants?
Justin C – No (visually It’s obvious that he has)
Justin A – Instead of talking. I think we should be trying to escape.
Justin B – Yeah. Better hit the bunny trail before that thing starts hopping.
Justin A – How fast do you think it can go?
Justin B – Let’s not wait to find out.
To be continued…
Or probably not
Let’s just say that the giant rabbit crushes these three guys and then, after some vain attempts by the National Guard to lure it into a huge trap with some carrots (proving that this particular rabbit is a carnivore with a taste for human flesh) the monster ends up hopping into a rabbit hole which turns out to be a volcano.
Or is it?