Dear Mr. President

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You once said, “I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose votes.”

Well guess what Donald?

You could cure cancer or facilitate world peace and the majority of Americans would still hate you.

You could single-handedly rescue an entire litter of sad-eyed puppies from drowning and people would still hate you.

And nobody would adopt the puppies.

You could donate a kidney to a needy 6-year-old Mexican boy and the Mexican boy’s family would still hate you.

And they’d consider putting the kid up for adoption.

We’re all just waiting for you to slip on a banana peel so we can laugh at you and post the video on social media.

And banana sales will skyrocket.

That’s the real reality Mr. Celebrity Apprentice/Wrestlemania

I guess if anyone knows “fake” it’s you.

But we all wish that the news was fake

And that you weren’t our president

And that the fake news was real

And you’d been abducted by aliens.

(And by the way, now that you’re “Mr. America” you don’t get to go on to “Mr. World” or “Mr. Universe” so give up your global domination plans and focus on your “Make America Greedy” campaign instead. Seems to be working for you.)

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One thought on “Dear Mr. President

  1. Holly Nadler

    Gwyn this is brilliant! I need more time to go through some hoops to leave a message, but as soon as I can figure it out, I’ll do a boffo review. love you.

    On Fri, Jan 27, 2017 at 2:22 PM, pickyourpoison.net wrote:

    > gwynmca posted: ” You once said, “I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t > lose votes.” Well guess what Donald? You could cure cancer or facilitate > world peace and the majority of Americans would still hate you. You could > single-handedly rescue an entire litter of ” >

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