This is me.
In front of the Washingon Monument
I’m on a school trip to DC
Exploring the question
“How does history impact me today?”
In this case – Makes me look fat.
I’m writing a paper
Did you know that what sets humans apart from all other species
Is that we have thumbs?
And therefore can text
Humans are superior
Because we have all the answers
To all of the questions
At our fingertips
Unless the question, is “where’s my cell phone?”
Therefore (this is the conclusion)
We should be spending all of our research money
On inventing a cell phone that can’t be lost
Here’s the opener:
The source of all knowledge.
The cell phone
With it, we’re at the top of the food chain
We’re totally vulnerable
Standing around helpless
You could starve.
That’s the basic idea of my paper on evolution
Here’s the “resolution of conflict”
We’ve reached the pinnacle of human acheivement
In a society where we can read people’s minds
Why can’t someone come up with a medically embedded cell phone?
Let’s evolutionize ourselves
Rather than leaving it up to God
Darwin was right
God needs our help
BTW I read that about the human thumb on the internet
No. I’m not sure if it was a scientific journal
Or a blog
And I prefer not to say
“I heard that…” or “I read somewhere…”
You should always just state something as a fact
It shows that you have confidence
That’s really the bottom line
The key to success