You know that question Vanity Fair asks in their back page questionnaire – “How would you like to die?” I’ve always wondered what my response would be, and I finally came up with the ideal death.
I’d be visiting a haunted house attraction on Halloween and have a heart attack and drop dead when no one was around. My corpse would be lying on the floor undisturbed all evening. People would think I was just another prop and would step over me carefully until someone finally realized the truth and I’d scare the shit out of at least one person, ideally a whole bunch of people. Best Halloween prank ever. Did I mention that I love Halloween? Trick or treat!