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Jim Heffernan

Jim Heffernan is a former Duluth News Tribune news and opinion writer and columnist. He maintains a blog at jimheffernan.org and can be reached by email at jimheffernan@jimheffernan.org.

Old Man Winter planned to bring a normal winter to the Upper Midwest, just as he had done for the past several hundred decades.
No question about it though, Jesse James is long gone, but I didn’t realize until recently how long gone.
Brewing interests were upset over the blue field on the new flag which many interpreted to represent “The Land Of Sky-Blue Waters,” a promotional slogan representing Hamm’s, “the beer refreshing.”
If there is artificial intelligence, there has to be artificial stupidity, right? It’s Newton’s Law.
It began to occur to me that many of the kids were hoping for gifts their families couldn’t possibly provide, and I wondered what I should say to them.
I was fresh out of college with no particular career ambition and recently completed Army active duty when I gave the newspaper a shot.
I know it is hard for believers in traditional religions to also believe that others in our midst might actually embrace such things.
Glancing skyward toward the ridge of the western Duluth hillside, there suddenly appeared what was, to my young mind, an atomic bomb.
I looked the blown-in-by-the-wind mini-manifesto over and decided to share it.
Here’s all the latest fake news that’s unfit to print.